Ménage à Trois

i think we posted three postings before we found the one

and for a moment we got worried about love on craigslist

– thats how we met what, there was

i. xin

because he wanted one slim and slender

“must be asian,” he insisted

i accused him of his yellow fever:

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but he insisted that my slitty eyes were

prettier than i thought they were,

and that my cheekbones sliced the way

to his heart and that my collarbones

were able to hold a roll of $1 coins

an epitome of beauty, he joked

but even though i looked high and nigh

we couldnt find a xin  ___ he liked

inside: he will never find another girl like me

ii. cece and jun

who were looking to swing,

wanted to meet in the cbd area after work

“perfect,” he declared

they sent over a photo of them hands tied

mouths gagged and i wondered who

captured these photos how do they

fuck ???

ironically we decided that we didnt like them

after 15 martinis and 5 gin-and-tonics

perhaps they reminded us too much of

when he slapped my face during sex besides

is it still a threesome if we invite a couple

iii. anthony

who was balding but younger

we knocked on the high-rise along tanjong pagar

“is that a six-pack?” he sounds worried

but when anthony whipped out his

4-inch charles relaxed and decided that

fucking on anthony’s bed was the best way

to assert his dominance because

i think anthony had yellow fever too and

we said goodbye! as anthony wondered how

someone like me preferred charles over him

so that was the first time i had

the clichéd threesome

ft. claudia tan